“I’m going to eat the sheep you don’t like”. Would be more spot on.

Well it makes sense to hire an FBI guy, they have the training and experience.

“There’s something in the ear that shouldn’t be”

I would suggest that that something is vinegar.

Yeah this time is measured in hours not days.

And if I take my socks off for some reason, like getting home from work, they’re done, I’ll grab a fresh pair if I were to need them again that day.

I would agree with you in when they ask where you’re from. Once they start asking where your parents and grandparents are from they’re trying to figure out your race. I also agree with you as a white guy I don’t usually get extra probing but there are a few, mostly older, that are trying to figure out what specific type of white. It occasionally ends with a comment about how some group isn’t really white even though they have light skin.

Yup, i don’t know what to tell you, man, I didn’t write the article

“It’s time” was a long time ago

Lol what? You can still need to fart but not be able to take a shit. Even so much that it hurts.

Straight to internet headquarters of course.

Finally a bottle for the guy with the runs on the run