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NISSAN, the National Intelligence Social Security Association N… what’s the n-word…n… national!

Is it me or is Costco not safe? I wish they had a sniper. Walmart needs a MOAB with a guy and a hammer 🔨⚒️ on the ready. Much safer.

That’s what happens when you suck balls at being a programming language. But sure go ahead and program your whatever device in Java or JavaScript. I’m sure it will help something.

I want to know if I can run Linux on the hardware. That would be awesome.

Lead kills at high speed, at low speed and it turns trucks gay…ok got it all written down. Now. Let’s talk about why all trucks come with a prolapsed anus and why Elon wants to remove that too

Oh that’s pretty good. I could also replace all the kid’s broken Amazon fires with cheap surfaces from eBay.

Everything great until the price.

That is very interesting 🤔. I didn’t know that was an option.

Ah yes. Without aliens, I don’t know how one could possibly make pyramids.

You still definitely not want to pick up a soap bar or loofahs in an alien 👽 prison. Remember that.

That’s the ex-president. The loofah shown below in lemon slices is a plant. You grow it from seeds and it eventually flowers and fruits. The fruit contains this naturally occuring sponge. Just let it dry and remove the seeds. It’s proof that aliens visited us when we had no soap or loofahs.

Looks like an old solarized loofah. Here’s a new loofah for comparison:

Notice how nicely attached the hairs are? Much unlike the Trump look.

Hold on, I just need to clear a mental blockage: https://youtube.com/shorts/QSbUK1XzgCc?si=Ld8HkfJj4KDwloDr

Hold on! I’m currently booting the kernel mentally. I’ve been at this for 2 weeks now…

Now imagine a very large company implementing that shit software for other kinds of engineering projects! Yey! Lot’s of great engineers have quit because of it.

Jira, we’ll brain drain your company and make it seem more productive!

Next thing you know…well the guy who understood that is no longer here. But we can take our best guess… should the door pop inward or outward during a flight?

I love that his desk is messy like mine and that he gets pissed at bad code.

Yeah. All product packaging should be paper based.

You probably can’t run rust without some proprietary Google shit lock - in code.

The pressure behind a bullet ~14,000psi. The pressure that a 3D resin can handle ~ 200psi. Any questions?

Oh yeah, how do 3D printed guns kill? 1) use non 3d printed parts or 2, hold the bullets in the gun-like case, carry a hammer, if you need to shoot the bullet just get the bullet out between two of your fingers, run like crazy towards the target, then bury that sucker with a real nice hammer thud. If you practice real good, you can hit a good 3 or 4 target spots. If you do it it slow enough you can probably hit one bullet with another bullet! Well, you can always do that. Heck you can put 10 bullets or more in a baggie and they will all hit each other.

I guess if you need a ruzzian war diy survivor gun, just go-to the hardware store and get a pipe. No 3D printed stuff. You can make the handle from wood! That’s literally all a 3D printer is good for in gun making, the handle. But you can carve one out with a router. Are routers illegal yet because you can make a gun … handle…?