If you do promise to be as incredulous as I was when he gave me the ticket. Like man don’t you have better shit to be doing? Let’s ignore the fact he thankfully didn’t see me kicking rear view mirrors a couple of blocks previous because they were parked in the bike lane.

Jesus Christ I was an ornary youth lol

I was drunk and high out of my gourd one night biking home along Bloor Street and got a ticket for speeding lol. This was maybe 2004. I have thankfully matured since then.

How you got not RTJ?!

Listen to all 4 RTJ albums pls

Best album but their best song will always be Dreamcrusher off of Time Stands Still!

1. Crush your enemies
2. See them driven before you
3. Hear the lamentations of their women

RIP Kenny. At the big Roasters in the sky

That asshat Netanyahu already condemned the UN as, and I’m paraphrasing “full of anti-Semites”

Seriously there is rot in the Israeli government and it is making Jews around the world more hated and less safe.

Same thing happened a few months later but with roofies.

Gave me an LOL thnx. As someone who’s midlife now I love looking back at my parallel and knowing those days are long past. Sounds like you can say the same thing.

Furries

First problem is she’s expecting a right boob like me to review her pull request. Second problem is I don’t give a shit.

Linux absolutely isn’t perfect, no technology is. But in my years of experience with both, Linux on the whole is far less finicky, and far easier to fix when it breaks.

I agree 110% but it’s also worth mentioning that windows isn’t as finicky as we complain about. If it was, companies wouldn’t by and large rely on it. People are delusional if they think Windows is only around because of some conspiracy or historical precedent. “It works” plain and simple. As you scale you’re going to run into issues regardless of the OS. It’s naive to think Linux is the be all that end all. As much as anyone I want to be Linux only. My home computers have been Linux for decades now. I’m a realist. There’s value and challenges with every OS. I hate the industry trend of Windows over Linux but I get it

Ronald Wilson Reagan

6 6 6

“you heard what I said” lol

Top notch

Snake if writing in python

Camel if writing in PowerShell

I tend to stick with what the language wants me to use.

Ontarian here. The joke is that Catholic high schools here have daycares in them because their sex Ed is non-existent.

Hardest exercises are table push-aways and fork put-downs. Weight loss is made in the kitchen.

Never claimed I wasn’t an idiot. My understanding is sound. I spent 20 years in a relationship with her and have 3 beautiful children and am still amicable and friends with her family. They are not religious obviously as I am a non-jew. As with any religion the more you get into the religion the crazier it gets. Now obviously there’s a lot of nuance but as an idiot I’m also explaining for idiots. Very simply put Jewish people are taught a belief that they are “special” in the eyes of G-d. More than Christians. More than Muslims. Yes you can argue other religions do the same thing but I would argue it’s not as codified.

Sure I’m antisemitic. I have a weird way of showing it being the one to force my kids to still do all the traditional stuff and strongly encouraging they visit Israel when they are old enough.

Methinks reading so much out of a single comment on Lemmy perhaps you are the idiot.

Friendly reminder to all that one of the core principles in being Jewish is a belief that you are the chosen children of G-d. Many take that for the bullshit that it is but rest assured there are more Jews than you would care to admit that believe it.

Source - my ex is Jewish and I have 3 kids that are the chosen children of G-d and I am not. Should we all die I don’t get to be buried in a Jewish cemetery with them. That’s how stupid it is.

Oh his death bed “but mummy I want to be king!”