I fix my computers. I fix my car. I’ve done some electrical. No plumbing. And I recently biopsied a cyst that my doctor eyeballed and said was non cancerous and charged me $40 for nothing a year ago. It began annoying me a year later, and I’m stubborn and hate to go the doctor, and that guy was an ass. I’m ok with being called an old fart though. I’m also probably more optimistic about future generations. I don’t think we’re doomed, I remember being a collasal idiot, even as recently as last week, so I give other a little grace.

Haha, no, it would tell you where I work. Or at least be a clue.

This is how I feel about several acronyms at work! There’s a three letter acronym recently that was coming up a lot on a meeting. I had to search for a definition to understand the discussion. The meaning is fully encompassed by just using one four letter English word that nobody past kindergarten will be confused about. But this acronym is everywhere! Also, the single word has fewer syllables than the stupid acronym, so it’s faster to say. Not by much, but it just adds insult to injury every time I hear it.

I see runny baked beans in oyster shells and dried barf. Can’t identify the rest.

Good to know!

I tried to join that a few weeks ago, and it still says pending. Maybe it’s a permissions issue.

That just happens when he gets excited.

Thanks for the advice, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

But my LIVER?!?! Not like my health insurance is going to cover the bill.

Anything goes - Cole Porter

Ok, yes, but also with all of the modern advancements in textiles please.