Real reason is males are mostly solitary and elephant territories are enormous. Being horny for months gives the males enough motivation to seek out the herd of women and children over the long distances.

Sauce? I need a Spider-Man Wolverine crossover in my life.

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“By creating an environment with no room for human emotion, we provide a way for those who do not want to engage in healthy processing to do just that”

Imagine the sludge in their shriveled little hearts to feel anything but profound sadness and/or rage looking at that sign. I used to think there was good in everyone. I was wrong.

Rick and Morty was the show for me in the beginning even when the dumbasses showed up, but it lost its appeal after the scandal. Just doesn’t feel the same.

The way the American government feels like satire makes it difficult for life to feel real right now. It’s like I’m living in a political stoner movie.

I’m 29 so still pretty young. I think if I had waited another decade I might have had to start slower. It sounds like you’ve been a lot more athletic than I have overall though so I would think you could get back into it.

If you want to start running again I would say start with 100% zone 2 runs until you hit the mileage you want. This builds a strong aerobic base for your overall fitness and lowers your risk of injury while you build up the mileage. It’s going to be be very slow walk/running at first but it pays off and you will get faster. Also think about a pair of flexible zero drop shoes like Altras or Barefoot/minimalist shoes. I use a cheap pair of whitins from amazon. This will strengthen your feet and ankles and give you a more natural gait further decreasing injury risk.

Turns out the big cushy shoes are terrible for you because they cause most people to run on their heels which puts all the impact into your joints.

Just started running this year and this last week I did 25 miles including 3 10ks. It feels impossible but if you just stick with it your body adapts so quickly

It’s the end of the world no one cares about policing fat jokes anymore, we have smaller fish to fry.