Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agoThe Olympics feature the world's longest hyphen event.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe Olympics feature the world's longest hyphen event.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
257m@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago"One of my favourite hobbies is misattributing quotes" - Gandhimessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"One of my favourite hobbies is misattributing quotes" - Gandhi257m@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · edit-21 year agoKnock, knock!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareKnock, knock!plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Arrakis@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agoRoses are red,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareRoses are red,plus-squareArrakis@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agoWhy did Billy get fired from the banana factory?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy did Billy get fired from the banana factory?plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · edit-21 year agoI started a business building yachts in my attic.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI started a business building yachts in my attic.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agoI started a business building yachts in my attic.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI started a business building yachts in my attic.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Hephoh2@feddit.deEnglish · 1 year agoWhat's adding up in the water?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat's adding up in the water?plus-squareHephoh2@feddit.deEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
reasonBitter@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat do you call it when David Lynch changes his ATM code?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call it when David Lynch changes his ATM code?plus-squarereasonBitter@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agoI'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Pratai@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoWhat is the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?plus-squarePratai@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agoI've just had my first coffee.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI've just had my first coffee.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agoI don’t care for coffee.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI don’t care for coffee.plus-squarePopcornPrincess@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Umbrella8335@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoIs there something like c/dadmemes?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageIs there something like c/dadmemes?lemmy.worldUmbrella8335@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agoDid you know that now you can even get lawyers at IKEA?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you know that now you can even get lawyers at IKEA?plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agoI have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.sh.itjust.worksSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agoWhy do republicans hate people who come out of comas?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy do republicans hate people who come out of comas?plus-squareFARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agoI once tried to make a square, but I ended up with an octagon.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI once tried to make a square, but I ended up with an octagon.plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agoWhy are elevator jokes so classic and good?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy are elevator jokes so classic and good?plus-squareJoe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 year agoA pony walked into the doctor's office and the doctor said " Why the long face?" The pony said "Well, I'm a little hoarse."message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA pony walked into the doctor's office and the doctor said " Why the long face?" The pony said "Well, I'm a little hoarse."Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
