WRONG

My favourite pasta dish a footling hot dog weiner:

Long weenie.

That’s not going to translate well.

FFS, that’s a cat not a bear. 🙄

Now this is realistic.

I’ve gone back at least 3 times before.

Everyone is a Star Trek character, we only see them when they’re running one of their holodeck programs.

I don’t have the foresight to not throw the bag/box away, and you’re suggesting I take a picture. Man, if that’s not having an optimistic view of humanity, I don’t know what is. Thanks for thinking the best of me, regardless.

You’d think they’d be looking for non-organic options. Go full cybernetic, shed their mortal, diseased bodies entirely.

Weasel to ferret to mink.

Some of us like getting laid.

In a city with no prominent industry, people will always needs healthcare, childcare, food, and maintenance on their belongings.

Healthcare: doctor, nurse practitioner, nurse, dentist, dental hygienist. Skin and hair care might be stretching the category, but everyone needs haircuts.

Childcare: teacher, ECE, nanny. Big spectrum here from no training required to professionally registered.

Food: production, supply, distribution, and sales. So farmer (but that’s capital intensive), food maker (baker, chef, cook, butcher) or distributor or seller.

Maintenance: vehicles (tires, oil changes, body shop, parts, detailing), homes (carpenter, painter, gas tech, electrician, window installer, roofer, landscaper), appliances (appliance technician), power equipment (mechanic, blade sharpening).

Probably more, but that should be a pretty decent list to start with, and all should be pretty portable no matter where you go, save for certain licenses that may be specific to a state or province.

Returneth thy cart.

This isn’t cringe. This is wince.

Penetrating oil. Giggety.

Rambo-ho-ho!

Oh but that’s even more fun. Order it, delivery will be attempted at a closed office, and the toner will enter delivery limbo for a week, or eternity. But, you DID get it on order!

Things have been a 2024 problem for a few weeks now. The joys of working with hardware, lead times are far longer than software.

Not me, direct the output right onto the BBQ.

NO DICKS, ONLY CHICKS

Fecalcedabra. Voilá, everything has magically turned to shit!