PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world · 1 year agoAs far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAs far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
wabafee@lemm.ee · edit-21 year agoWhen someone starts with I'm not racist it usually means they are.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhen someone starts with I'm not racist it usually means they are.plus-squarewabafee@lemm.ee · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
slazer2au@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoFilms where a Predator dies are a failed coming of age films.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareFilms where a Predator dies are a failed coming of age films.plus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Lolors17@feddit.deEnglish · 1 year agoA hydraulic press is like a giant hole puncher.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA hydraulic press is like a giant hole puncher.Lolors17@feddit.deEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Underwaterbob@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agoStereotypical religious nutjobs in the 80s and 90s were all "The end is nigh!" Now that science supports them, they're all "Everything is A-OK!" message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareStereotypical religious nutjobs in the 80s and 90s were all "The end is nigh!" Now that science supports them, they're all "Everything is A-OK!" Underwaterbob@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
nodsocket@lemmy.world · 1 year agoPeanut butter and hummus are the same thing.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePeanut butter and hummus are the same thing.plus-squarenodsocket@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 1 year agoWe're probably pretty fortunate that humans have at least some degree of self control over when we stop eating.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWe're probably pretty fortunate that humans have at least some degree of self control over when we stop eating.plus-squareCarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
257m@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoYou can boil water with water by using the electricity from hydro power to power your kettle.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can boil water with water by using the electricity from hydro power to power your kettle.plus-square257m@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
cyruseuros@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoPeople, please, it's "ex-twitter"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePeople, please, it's "ex-twitter"plus-squarecyruseuros@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
I Cast Fist@programming.devEnglish · 1 year agoThe lack of "real world complaints" and "anger" in popular music genres helps keep the masses docileplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe lack of "real world complaints" and "anger" in popular music genres helps keep the masses docileplus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Edmund_Across_The_Room@lemmy.world · 1 year agoWe always imagine that if humans had tails they'd be furry tails but they'd actually probably be hairless like our bodiesmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWe always imagine that if humans had tails they'd be furry tails but they'd actually probably be hairless like our bodiesEdmund_Across_The_Room@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Daft_ish@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIf other countries can afford massive internet pysops why can't I find a job in the states where I get to meme and troll all day for the US military?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf other countries can afford massive internet pysops why can't I find a job in the states where I get to meme and troll all day for the US military?Daft_ish@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSunday church time is like adult swim for atheists message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSunday church time is like adult swim for atheists RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Wander@yiffit.net · 1 year agoAt some point in time people will link to stack overflow, forum or similar support articles that are over 100 years old.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAt some point in time people will link to stack overflow, forum or similar support articles that are over 100 years old.plus-squareWander@yiffit.net · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
DandomRude@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIf you were to train a chatbot on all public statements of Donald Trump, you probably won't get a single factual answer. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf you were to train a chatbot on all public statements of Donald Trump, you probably won't get a single factual answer. DandomRude@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
someguy3@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoCereal is glorified food pellets.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCereal is glorified food pellets.plus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Destide@feddit.ukEnglish · edit-21 year agoWe breathe plant fartsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWe breathe plant fartsplus-squareDestide@feddit.ukEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
snek_boi@lemmy.ml · edit-21 year agoYou know how you can go to the dentist to have tartar removed? In the future, we could have routine appointments to have kidney stones pulverized and removed.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou know how you can go to the dentist to have tartar removed? In the future, we could have routine appointments to have kidney stones pulverized and removed.snek_boi@lemmy.ml · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
/home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 1 year agoIt's only a war crime if you lose the war. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt's only a war crime if you lose the war. /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
numlok@lemmy.world · 1 year agoI wonder what percentage of people become suddenly concerned about colon cancer the day after eating beets.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wonder what percentage of people become suddenly concerned about colon cancer the day after eating beets.numlok@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink