Guys… I was doing a little lurking earlier today over on the Cowboys sub. I just wanted to take a vibe check on how those jabronis were feeling so far this season…
To my horror… it seems a good majority of them think Dak Prescott is an MVP candidate. These people… they really seem to think he’s a reliable franchise quarterback that they can count on in the playoffs.
I feel horrible.
It’s like every year they forget… they forget how Dak has let them down. Year after year after year… They’re blinded by his stat padding against bad teams. They forget he disappears when the lights are brightest.
Even though we hate them. I still feel terrible. After last season those poor souls were ready to launch Dak into outer space. But here we are again. They’ve forgotten.
It’s times like this… at Thanksgiving… that I thank my lucky stars we have Jalen Hurts. A true franchise QB. A proven performer in games that matter. Handsome AF. An arm like a damn rocket. A sick fade we all wish our barbers could execute. Probably an absolute anaconda as well. But anyways… I digress… Go Birds and Happy Thanksgiving to you all ❤️
Sir this is a Wendys