Our Big 3 is getting smaller by the day. At this rate, we’re gonna be a Big -4 by next week. I need to see these dudes ballin’, not blue-ballin’.

Ah well. I guess KD is gonna have to do some light Jazzercize before the B-boys are back. Then we can finally take the restrictor plates off this team and Shake ‘n’ bake.

Josh Okogie is out $2,000 dollars, and he’s gonna take it out of some poor Jazz player’s azz. You don’t mess with a role player’s money, man. He’s already gotta deal with that cabbage patch doll hairline. Not cool, NBA.

Alright, here we go, boys. I have a feeling Watanabe is about to turn these clowns into the Yuta Jazz.

LESSGEDDIT