Brandon Beane who art at One Bills Drive,

Baller be they name.

Trade deadlines come,

thy deals be done,

on the phone as it is in the mocks.

 

Give us this season some healthy starters,

and forgive us our shitposts,

as we forgive those who shitpost against us,

and lead us not into dead money,

but deliver us from injury.

 

For thine is the roster, the cap space, and the draft picks,

forever and ever.

 

Allen.