For $1599, I should get 500 lbs. of repetitive, manufactured, internet outrage!
How will I feed my kids without a daily dose of outrage?
My only real skill is being outraged about some phone or computer spec, regardless of the real world utility or user experience, so I’ll be out of work if I don’t work up a good lather of outrage!
What outrage do we have planned for tomorrow? I need to eat!
For $1599, it should be 32GB RAM, 2TB storage.
For $1599, I should get 500 lbs. of repetitive, manufactured, internet outrage!
How will I feed my kids without a daily dose of outrage?
My only real skill is being outraged about some phone or computer spec, regardless of the real world utility or user experience, so I’ll be out of work if I don’t work up a good lather of outrage!
What outrage do we have planned for tomorrow? I need to eat!
For $1599, it should be 64GB RAM, 4TB storage
Am I doing it right?
DOUBLE IT!!!