Before he learned the proper names, here’s how he described things in the game (and other observations):
The ninja = Genji (makes a pretty good impression of his ultimate’s voice line too)
The girl that slaps = Brigitte (absolutely busted a gut laughing when he bullied a poor Ramattra to pulp)
The guy with the flowers = LW
The ugly woman = Moira but he thinks her abilities are cool
The cute hamster = wb
Special ability = ultimate
Mean Cowgirl = Ashe
He’s scary = Junkrat select animation with scarecrow skin
The minigun = bastion
The sniper = widow
The old man = 76
Thor = Rein
Mr. Scream = Reaper (after he asked why his guns were on the ground and I explained that he doesn’t reload he just pulls out new guns, he found that ridiculous asking who is going to pick up all that garbage)
The one who puts people to sleep = Ana (an ability he found absolutely hilarious btw)
Wants to know why tanks are the best (lots of HP = the best I think is what he’s implying)
Absolutely flipped his lid when I told him Genji and Hanzo are brothers.
He loves waving at bots in the training range because they wave back to him.
Is absolutely determined to get POTG one day.
His favourites so far are Brig, Genji, Bastion, Widow. But he also wants to play the hamster “like dad does”.
If I see that kid in my ranked competitive mode games just know he’s getting the cod treatment