1.Colt McCoy 37- nobody on this list deserves a Browns Super bowl appearance more

  1. Joe Flacco 38- nobody on this list knows and hates the AFC NORTH more

  2. Nick Foles 34- Bro took Philly to the title under similar circumstances

  3. Matt Ryan 38- Only former MVP under 40 on this list

5 .Cam Newton 34 Youthful by the standards of this list

6 .Tom Brady 46- twitter says Browns have already reached out

7 .Drew Brees 44- facilitates seamless transition to qb coach?

  1. Philip Rivers 41 5-7 record in the playoffs- still 4 more wins then CLE has in the last 24 years

In addition, the following qbs could be pried from their team via quasi-legal tampering or practice squad signing:

1.Ryan Tannehill 35- Our best hope. Hopefully Moneyball analytics respects his game

  1. Jimmy Garappolo 32- two year 8 figure contract and his current team isn’t eliminated yet. Unlikely.

  2. Kellen Mond 24- the most likely signing(and also the most useless)