Just sell Medicare,

It costs them nothing if they qualify. And they have to have it.

Cable, home care, etc

Healthcare

supporting their unemployed children or paying off their college debt.

Golf

Old folks homes, handyman services, grandchildren, medical…

My father is 63 and he spends most of his money supporting his unemployed children. For context, my siblings are 28M and 23F. They can’t hold down jobs, not even work acquired through nepotism.

Anti aging schemes

My Pillow

Mostly the same as people of other ages.

Digital advertising consultants - because no one over 30 can hit this f’ing moving target. Got 18 year olds now mastering the digital arts, making more in a year than their parents/grandparents did over an entire career.

Houses to take away from millennials.

My mom, who lives in Louisiana, just bought a second house across the street from her sister, who lives in CT. She intends to spend her summers there, but is renting it out to my cousin for the time being. She’s also traveling a bit, though not as much as she used to, as her body and mind are starting to go.

lunches for the grandkids.

Meaningless Crap for the grandkids