It usually takes me less than 1 minute to notice if my Hard Support is a role queue farmer or not.

Very often, if my Hard Support picks Lion, Lina, Rubick for Hard Support, he is 100% farming role queues.

From this day and until the day I’m alive, I will never play position 1 again.

Pos 5 is my calling.

I will be there for you.

I will pressure the enemy pos 4 @ 1:30 so that I’m able to stack

I will smoke us in base, put up nice wards before enemies arrive

I will be giving you Tangoes without you needing to ping me

I will be trading my life in lane so that you can get kills and I can bring you items

I will pressure the lane at @ 6:00 so that we can take enemy wisdom rune

I will bring you lotuses

If the lane doesn’t go well, I will stack for you and encourage you to not lose your hope

I will buy Glimmers and Forcestaves

I will be playing around my win condition

I will call out enemy vision and ganks

I will be there for you

If you throw games, I will accept that sometimes I throw as well

I won’t take my frustrations into the next game and punish you for something my previous teammate did

Together we will fight and win

  • ael00B
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    10 months ago

    Oh trust me you will play pos 1 again after seeing the clown shits that play safelane, that dont have a clue when to push when to farm when to engage what to build how to position. You can make the perfect game only to have clowns that throw your perfect game at minute 43.