Yeah…I like to hopefulness, but being an objective person…we lose 28-17
If this happens I’ll shave my head
Chiefs get:
- TD
- missed XP
- safety
Broncos get:
- 6 FGs
- returned XP for a point
Nope, that’s the decoy script. The Broncos are up by 21 at halftime. Kelce gets knocked out at the start of three 3rd quarter and they are trying to wake him up, but can’t.
As the EMT’s scratch their heads and the other players kneel crying, Taylor Swift comes sprinting in slow motion across the field. She kneels besides him, kisses him and he wakes up. The crowd goes wild (even though it’s in Denver), Kelce jumps up and then goes on to catch every single pass for the rest of the game. Chiefs win in a blowout and Kelce catches 8 TD passes then proposes to Taylor Swift who says yes. If you’re reading this, Roger, zip your pants up you sick fuck.