Why shouldn’t we enjoy all the little pleasures life has to offer? Portland’s doom is a joy to behold.
My four greatest NBA pleasures this year, in order:
Watching the Heat win
Watching the Mavs win
Watching the league’s rookies make a name for themselves
Watching Portland lose over and over in humiliating fashion and all their players one by one dropping like flies because the basketball gods are avenging us and Dame
Those of you letting a bottom 5 team live rent free in your heads is hilarious.
Why shouldn’t we enjoy all the little pleasures life has to offer? Portland’s doom is a joy to behold.
My four greatest NBA pleasures this year, in order:
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