Gabe Newell is a very sexy and attractive young man and I personally could never see him as anything less than perfect. Valve disappoints me time and time again but then I see Gaben in a dream, laying me on my side running his hands through my hair and he tells me it’s all part of his plan and I just know everything is going to be okay. We don’t need patches, or hats or battle passes because we have Gabe. He is everything we need and everything we ever will need. Be thankful we have this sexy beast of a man out there in the world fighting for our side. Thanks Gabe Newell.
I love how descriptive this is. You didn’t miss a beat OP lol