Every single goddamn match for the last week I’ve been matched with absolutely bots with no thumbs while the enemy team are generally all very good. We’re talking the kind of match where the highest k/d on your team is 1:9 and the enemy team all go 25:1. I’m pretty damn mediocre at the game.

Every. Single. Game. For a week. Why does the game think I’m God and keep matching me with absolute bots?