Furiously typing up shitty trade machine posts to spam on this sub for rage bait that he broke his phone screen and cut his finger

He tried to pet Scottie’s dog and got bit. Scottie’s fear of dogs now transferred to OG, ironically by the dog that made Scottie no longer fear dogs.

He was working on Ibaka’s beef testicles recipe and one of them slipped out of his hand while dicing it up . Finger got in the way🤷

It probably involves him saying “he watch this” 30 seconds before he cut himself

One unsolved case at a time. Still trying to confirm the Oubre rumors I heard.

word on the street is that he was moving some furniture around

but for an unserious answer: team smooth got their revenge on OG for betraying them

bit it off

Opening an industrial size box of condoms.

Couldn’t figure out how to use the milk bag opener

Schroeder gf said hi to OG, Dennis took it personally so OG body slammed him but Schroeder came prepared with razor blades in his lederhosen.

Learning to juggle knives