I see a lot of posts about how Faker should get his own skin, his own champion, his own game, or even his own city but I feel like thats not nearly enough.

We should rename Earth to “Faker” and give him complete ownership of our planet. The moon as a sportsmanship bonus gift would be nice as well. It’s the least we can do as a human species to reward this man for his great accomplishments. Everything will be his down to the last granule of sand. No one will be allowed to touch anything without his permission. Breaking the rules will have consquences.

And although the other posts were memetic, rest assured, this is 100% serious.

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