T̵͖̮̯͓̲͚͚̞͗͐h̸̛͕̦̖͑̅̐̽́͋̄é̴̯̪̜̭̈́̈́͊̀ͅ ̷̧̛̪̪̱̒̎̕͝͝p̸̡̢̥̯͍͙͖̽̌͆͐͠͝͝a̵̘̥͎̿̓̀̌͂͜͠͝r̷͈̯̱̤̬̮͚̐͗̑̒͗ç̵̛̖̲͓̱̮͕̣͍̖̃͊͑͒̃̐̕̕ę̴͚̮̹͓̫̤̎̅̋̋̾́͠l̷̫͂͐͒͑̌̇́ ̷̨̩͉̯̤̘̲͔̱̅̓̾̈́̓̎͝͝i̵̜͛̇̓̍s̵̨̓͒́͐̀̌̋ ̶̧̖̮̥̬͎̪͙̝̽͝o̷͖̝̫͉̬͈̬̬̙̅̿̉̔̄͜n̵͖̍̚ ̴̡̦͍͉̬͇͚̎̈́͋̓ͅį̷̺̇̍̏̋͛͋͛̆͌͘ẗ̵̮͓̼̰̻̘͂̈̀̆͂́̕͝ŝ̴̢͎̟̦̱̲̮̟̟̪̈̈́͑ ̶̠̪̠̗̗̬̱͆̒̃̏͜͜͝w̵͚͍̪̥̮̌̍̽̅͝ǎ̶̧̛̻͕̟̼͎͔̳͚̾̈́̈̎̓͛y̸̧͇̥̗̲̞̥̝͚͊̓́̐̈́͜͝ ̵̯͎͇̤̭̺͙͋̐̈́̄t̸̫͒̇͒̍o̶͓̥̻̰͕͒̋ ̶̱͓̪̩̹̒̽̕͠ţ̸̮̲̪̽̉̑h̵̭̙̮͊͐̀́͋̍̈̚e̴̢̢̤͖͚̤̼̙͐̉ ̵̘̆͌͗f̸̪̤̪͚̭̙͈͗̉ī̷̬̜͇̺͓̈́ñ̷͉̱̇̍͂̈́̍͐̀̄a̴̟͔͔͐̀̿̈́͐̄̚͝͝l̴͉̰̗̦̘̘̲̺͇̀͜ ̴͍̙͖͆̑̓̆̉̾̑̉̚͜͝p̶̠̻̗̦͔͖͕̣̣͖͋̂͐̄͋͠ą̸̛̜̦̗̩̬͇͙̦͂̂̽̐͌r̷̹̆̾͊͌̓̍͛c̸̟̥͇̥̜̞̀́̆̍̒̈́͗̕͝ͅe̴̛̛͍̩̫̹͙̦̖̜͈̽͐́̄͊͛̉ḷ̸̢̯̖͓͊̽͑̏̀͒̿̈̑̉͜ ̵͚͎̖̘̯̭͋̈́̇̈́͒̒̌̄̑͘͜c̶̺̤̱͙̦̤̟̬̀͑̆͜͝e̴̥͐̄̾̏̿͘n̶̬̗͈͉̩͑̄̈́̕͠ṱ̴͚̯͉͘ͅe̶̢̧͈͚̻̙̼͑̽̄̒̈́͒̚͝r̴͈̙̬̀̆͗͛.̴̱͇͔̗̮͎͉͓̜͆́̀̚

Fuck Parcelforce. Fuck GLS. Fuck Valve. And fuck me for wanting something nice for the holidays.