Goes to tailgate Eats leftovers that went bad Gets drunk Trips balls Makes up LET TIM BOYLE

The biggest downside of MetLife is that the Spirals are gone that were full of the delusional/drunk/high as fuck Long Islanders who, during the Kotite era, were where 13 year old me watched the real entertainment.

Also the enormous guy who sat on the opposite end of the upper deck above the other end zone who wore a beret to every game.