Today the Pickler will ascend from the brine and throw for 300 yards and 3tds. The Pickler will be no more as he achieves a higher plane of existence and enters his redemption arc as Big Dick Ken Pick.

please lord let this be true in his name.

Our Pickett, who art on the Gridiron,

Pickler be thy name;

Thy Jar be come;

Thy brine be done;

At home as it is on the field.

Give them this dill their daily brine.

No score on our Turnovers,

As we score on their Turnovers.

Lead us not to offensive scores;

But deliver us a pick 6.

For thine is the brine,

The defensive power and glory,

For ever and no Canada, Amen.