I’ve never been one to gamble on sports, or gamble in general. I’ve never placed an official bet on any sporting event, the most I have done is some low stakes bets for like 5 bucks with friends.

That all changes tomorrow when I start up a draft kings (or fan duel, whichever has better promos, this is not a sponsored post) account and start shorting the Pistons. That’s right, I’m gonna start betting for the Pistons to lose, and that’s how they’re gonna win. My eternal bad luck will turn this team around once I finally try to use this teams ill fortunes to my benefit.

No need to thank me, but this team might actually be playoff bound once I pull the trigger on this.