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eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

Fucked up monkey

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Fucked up monkey

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eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • then_three_more@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    This feels like a Terry Pratchett type quote

    • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      With Douglas Adams vibes.

  • Nouvellalia@lemmy.world
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    I’d like to point out that any animal you put into the box of horrors, will develop mental disorders. Humans were just the only ones smart skilled dumb confused enough to make the box.

    I hear some of you saying “not all of them develop mental disorders”. To which the answer is, “those have disorders that let them fit in the box of horrors better”.

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    3 days ago

    “DID YOU GIVE THE MONKEY AN APPLE?!” God asked Lucifer, calmly.

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    Other animals also get anxiety.

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      Obviously, otherwise the angels wouldn’t have a word for it.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      and get treated similar to us. i have a cat on prozac.

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    Wait but other apes can have anxiety too?

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3116818/

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      Did the meme make you so anxious you needed to verify or did you already have this knowledge on hand?

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        Yes

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