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incompetent@programming.dev to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Huang's Wang

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Huang's Wang

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incompetent@programming.dev to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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    A lot of dudes would set the world on fire just to get some pussy

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      a tale older than the bible.

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        tail as cold as time

        huang as old as crime

        beauty RAM decrease

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      My bro had a wife already though. So this was about getting extra pussy. And honestly? T’was probably the most expensive one in the world all things considered. Probably should’ve just wanked instead.

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        Right up there with the Bezos divorce for sure

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          Right up there with the Huang divorce for very sure.

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        I keep searching for “Chinese spy” on OnlyFans.

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        My bro

        You’re seriously referring to a dickhead billionaire CEO that’s been destroying the world economy the last few years as “my bro”?

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          “My bro…” = “My guy…” = “My dude…”

          Same energy.

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          do you think i refer billionaires i dont know in person to as “my bro” seriously? Especially if his dicking 'round costed my depot a few grand probably?

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          He’s just memeing, bro.

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