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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 22 hours ago

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 22 hours ago
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    The worrying part is not the cheating, it’s the spy he cheated with

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      And the smuggling of contraband that he was either ignoring or actively colluding with.

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        So you’re saying that by cheating he increased the value of cards by finding even more buyers? Damn, shareholders are going to be mad (?)

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          Until Chinese chip makers mysteriously release a GPU so comparable to modern Nvidia flagships that it completely decimates them on the open market.

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            Don’t threaten me with good time

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              Are you a major Nvidia shareholder?

              Must be nice

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                Yes, I own one RTX 5080

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      True, but also gamers and AI enthusiasts will still buy the cards

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