Are we putting git quotes on cars now
Next time I put up a PR and someone leaves a comment I’m going to use this bumper sticker as a response.
I will let you merge if you’re going the same speed as traffic. If you treat the on-ramp like a school zone, I don’t want you in front of me you nuisance.
People that merge going slower than traffic only to speed up AFTER they have forced traffic to either slow down or speed up to pass are monsters.
Go towards the end of the zipper and put your turn signal on. I’ll let you in.
Don’t: go to the end of the zipper with the turn signal on and just follow the shoulder line assuming I’ll let you in. You actually have to yield. If you use the shoulder because no one let you in right away and you couldn’t be assed to slow down even a little I’ll actively block your criminal ass.
What’s worst is people trying to get in right a the beginning of the shoulder of a long lane. They cause traffic for both lanes.
Just fucking go to the end of the lane, adjust your speed to merge with traffic.
I actually understand that one. It feels like going to the end is cheating, cutting they line. I used to do that until I learned it was bad for traffic and against design.
Probably because I’ve seen enough people get IN the ending lane just to zip ahead or people speed down the shoulder past where it ended.
Christ, you get it… If only 98% more of the population understood.
Passenger in a car in this situation right now
I hope y’all were able to merge
They died.
RIP TacoButtPlug, we hardly knew ye
Fuck dude, on Christmas eve, too.
I can relate. Merging with tears in your eyes is hard
IIRC, I saw this one on the Upper Left Coast last month, though it may’ve been a red hatchback. 🤷🏼♂️
Yeah good luck reading that at freeway speeds
If you’re struggling to merge at highway speeds, you’re doing it wrong.
The blinker is a right of passage. /s
I just saw one of these for the first time a couple days ago!
I’ve never had the urge to get a bumper sticker until now.
Depends … cry in angry rage? … or cry in a crippling sense of powerlessness and hopelessness?
Depends on the day. Usually both.
You’re not a donorcycle and can behave; Comon in.
If you’re an asshole who can’t get up to speed or has to be in front, lolol nah.
