11/10/21(Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931
>>158997375 (OP) #
>psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing
>tell him I like doing “image edits”
>he asks if l ever post them
>l tell him I do and that they’re used by other people and potentialy seen millions of times but it’s all posted anonymously
>he gets really interested and asks to see
>show him over 100 original pepe edits
>he says he’s seen the character before
>next session
>him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me
>they ask more about my memes
>show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views
>show them my original memes that have “know your meme” pages or big online presences >they’re recording me and taking notes the whole time through
>get uncomfortable and don’t book a follow-up appointment
>doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a “case study”
And in other things you’ve read about on the Internet, I have a 14 inch penis.
Same. My wife had to get me a couple girlfriends just to give her a break.
We’ve all been there
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I hope you’re proud of yourself.
Only 14?
Amateur. I’ve grown my penis 20 inches in the last 10 weeks and you won’t believe how.
If you don’t physically split her in half on your comically long, literally firehose scale horsecock, do you even fuck?
He just like me fr
“tell us more, anon” is a sentence I never thought anyone would ever say.
Definitely, but it is quite fitting that the first known one to say it is a psychiatrist working on a paper lmfao
That psychiatrist’s name? Albert Einstein. And then everyone clapped.
I good surgeon. The best!
Hatters will say this is fake
Hatters gonna hat.
This is discriminatory. Now, back to my habadashery!
And homesexual probably
Hatters gonna get mad
They made the mistake of showing their power level.
Nobody knows I’ve…
Generally the additional psychologists could risk losing their license to practice or they could get served a malpractice lawsuit if they were to leak anything from the session, but I think it’s still worth stating that if they are not your doctor and you are not their client then you do not necessarily have confidentiality and you should be worried about that until you have an agreement in writing.
good advice if the story and all the characters weren’t completely made up with no basis in reality
Good Advice regardless, tho
It’s the internet we all know they’re lying. We just enjoy to play pretend with our minds.
Just don’t admit that you are also a Napoleon.
That happened.
Yes, like most greentexts. Such is the the nature of a platform with no repercussions for posting
As the psychologist of the patient referenced in the story, I’m incensed at the suggestion it is untrue. My credentials are on file with all the relevant authorities if you must check.
Not any more, your credentials were revoked for violating patient confidentiality.
As the frog referenced in the story, I’m incensed at the fact that it is no longer Wednesday, my dudes.
Of all thing in the universe that didn’t happen, this one happened the least.
