I do find the situation hilarious but “forged” isn’t the term I would use for faking an injury.
Man obtains counterfeit head injury
Man duplicates a head injury.
Man illegally obtains head injury
Man downloads a head injury
You wouldn’t download a head injury.
Feign
Donald trumpet had the other word copyrighted…
he used a hammer, anvil, and torch to make a head injury…
Sounds like a British thing
Would have said feigned
Yeah, not unless the medical forms were forged.
Not a meme.
Chad
Genius right?
A colleague of mine in a previous job had to take a month or so off because he’d banged his head and suffered a concussion, after which he walked home, refusing to go to hospital, and slept it off. He was among the most arrogant pricks I’ve ever come across. I’d tell people about him and call him “the pigeon” because he was so stupid but he strutted about with his chest out like he knew it all. I’d always felt a bit guilty for thinking he was stupid after his concussion, but one day it turned out a friend of mine had worked with him years ago, and no, he’s always been like that. I suppose that he slept it off should’ve clarified it.
Linus Torvalds but the other way around
Linus cures head wounds?
From everything I’ve read and heard, Linus cures head wounds in reverse.
Fake head wounds
Ah, the old phineas gage story
Fuccitas this, i’m listening to a song i did when i saw this post a few month ago and the meme before is similar to the other, a very heavy deja vù moment
shitty coworkers suck. they make work worse for the same pay. not to mention rising cost of living and static wages.
no thanks
