If you ever get lost in the woods, build a shed. Someone will come out and ask if you have a permit to build that.
Wrong.
Pound a piece of lathe into the ground.
A dozer will be there in 5 minutes to knock it over.
Lathe?
A piece of survey stake
Not this?
Yeah, pound that machine into the ground and it will magically attract a bulldozer 😄
I was singing What a Wonderful World in my head before I realized this wasn’t the song
What do you mean, what other song could it be referring to?
RIP Mitch Hedberg
that’s it im starting from scratch and gonna make a pager
Apart from medical staff, only people born pre-2000 will know what you’re talking about
for the record I’ve never seen a real pager in my life
I am friends with a guy that wrote a bug that caused a major PageNet outage. He’s almost famous his bug was that bad.
It feels like the last sentence should have been a question.
