Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months agoif you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house...slrpnk.netimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1650arrow-down114
arrow-up1636arrow-down1imageif you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house...slrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·9 months agoIf you ever get lost in the woods, build a shed. Someone will come out and ask if you have a permit to build that.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoWrong. Pound a piece of lathe into the ground. A dozer will be there in 5 minutes to knock it over.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoA piece of survey stake
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minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-29 months agoYeah, pound that machine into the ground and it will magically attract a bulldozer 😄
If you ever get lost in the woods, build a shed. Someone will come out and ask if you have a permit to build that.
Wrong.
Pound a piece of lathe into the ground.
A dozer will be there in 5 minutes to knock it over.
Lathe?
A piece of survey stake
Not this?
Yeah, pound that machine into the ground and it will magically attract a bulldozer 😄