Fake Jehovah’s Witness

Fake politic, you get fucked either way.

Fake porn, you arrive at the group to have sex but instead your partners take turn talking about food, map, history, and all sort of non-sexual topic.

Fake Book - jazz musicians getting it on, sometimes in a trio or a quartet, lots of improv but lots of pretentiousness.

Fake Gamer

I once saw a video where a guy was talking to his sister’s best friend about Fallout 3. He didn’t know how to leave the vault without killing the overseer and she said that she would only help him if he banged her.