Guess my favorites…!
“THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!”
“What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a ‘Strong ba’ in there, but it’s getting eaten, by some… Linux or something.”
“BACK OFF BABY”
“No way. You’re just a kid! Maybe when you’re older…”
We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!
The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!
Yep, you got it right - “techno”!
I haven’t been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that’s all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:
“You are not [name]! You are not even literate!” And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself
That was the “sisters” sbemail!
“Well, Ali. There’s ONE of me. A-deleted…”
“DELETED!? WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? NO! UNDELETED! UNDELETED!”
Holy crap, I was convinced I’d never get to see it again! That’s exactly the one, watched it just now! Thanks!
Then he’d dream about who’s hotter. Ali or Ali’s sister. And you could click on the pictures and they would cycle through women from Leisure Suit Larry.
Yes! OMG, I’d forgotten about that!
i think this oc is relevant
“The Cheat is grounded!”
"We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you can throw lightswitch raves!
Now let’s go break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runner’s Mountain Dew."
Yeah, man. I’ll gnaw your face off.
- Teh C.
“Virus.”
Computer over?
Virus = very yes?
That’s not a good prize!
Trogdor, Computer Virus.
Also, “A One that is not cold is scarcely a One at all”
The Facts
Fact 2 Garbledina
I still refer to energy drinks as caffeinergy sauce.
