We’ve got a lot of time to kill before we see our Phins play again, so I figured this could be a good opportunity for us to do what fans do best: nitpick little things about the team that drive you crazy.
I’ll start with an example: Tyreek running backwards to try to find an angle when he catches a ball at or near the chains. Just fall forward for the first down my dude! Not every play has to be an opportunity for you to show how elusive you are, especially when you usually get tackled almost immediately anyway.
Jason. Mother fucking Sanders. He’s been consistent this year, but was assssss last year. Which wouldn’t be a problem had he not been so incredible years prior. I don’t think I’ll ever get back to the point of him having my complete trust. He’s lost it completely and now I pucker my butthole after every touchdown because I don’t know what Sanders we’re getting