• Zozano@lemy.lol
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      3 months ago

      Yes.

      Fiona: And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What’s he like?

      Shrek: Well, let me put it this way, princess.

      (Shrek dumps Fiona to the ground unceremoniously and heads to a nearby pond to wash up)

      Shrek: Men of Farquaad’s stature are in…“short” supply.

      (he chuckles and Donkey joins in)

      Donkey: I don’t know, Shrek. There are those who think…“little” of him.

      (They laugh even harder)

      Fiona: Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You’re just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.

      Shrek: Yeah, well, maybe you’re right, princess. But I’ll let you do the…“measuring”…when you see him tomorrow.