• EnderMB@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I have IBS, and while I’ve had many close calls I can proudly say that I’ve never shit myself. As someone that’s basically a flight risk for accidental pooping, as well as having heard these stories before in-person, I often wonder if more people have stomach/bowel problems than they’d like to let on.

    • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      you’ve jynxed yourself and i kind of hope you shit yourself now just so i can say “shouldn’t have shitposted about it” in response.

      this might be my most elaborate shitpost yet.

    • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      i left work right after clocking in because a fart felt like pushing out more than just air. so embarassing