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I feel seen! If you get “regards” instead of “best regards” you should know you’re on my shit list.
Have a day.
I prefer “have a week” because that’s the minimum amount of time I want away from them.
I’m going to have to keep this one in mind…
End it “Retards” and if anyone says anything you can claim it’s a typo.
Pest wishes.
You know you are fucked with kindest regards
In German you can use “Guten Tag” as greeting when you see meet someone. When writing mail, you can also use it as greeting even if it is not that common, to use “Guten Tag” in written conversations.
BUT: When you use “Guten Tag” at the END it’s like a “Fuck off!” (regardless of written or in verbal communication) without being an insult.
I’d do the the opposite. I generally use the default “cordially”. But if someone pissed me off I’d use something overly formal and polite like “amicably thanking you for your eventual reply over the matter; if it pleases you”
A great passive-aggressive way of saying “As I already told you, you dumb pile of bull feces” is “As mentioned in my last mail, …”
istg i have to write those words into every reply i give. Do people even read the words i write? Can they read? Should i give up?
That’s my secret, I always sign off my emails as “Regards”.
Until you accidentally send an angry email with “Retards” 😳
I once began an email with, “Hell Alice,” (on accident).
