Requiem,
In the end, only the dead shall remain;
One man, one soul, one will to Defile;
A single guide that can stop this Wall of Pain;
An alone soul from the Shadow Isle.
Free me from the pleasures of this flesh Cocoon;
Guide our feeble souls with your beautiful voice;
Lay Waste upon thy enemies on this beautiful moon;
Following your song in this rhythmic rejoice.
I ask for forgiveness for all my sins;
I ask for a guide to bring me salvation;
I ask for thyself when your pilgramage begins;
I ask for thyself out of desperation.
I ask for a single wish in my postmortem; I ask for thyself; please bring forth Requiem.
Author Note: More effective if typed line per line, for quick communication with your team’s Karthus.
Look, if you had one Karthus or one ult opportunity
To seize every bot gank you ever wanted in one moment
Would you type it or just let it slip?
Yo
His support is sweaty, lane pressure’s weak, arms are in Doritos and dusty
There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
ADC’s nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and auto spacing
To drop Caitlyn traps, but he keeps on forgetting the keybinds
What he wrote down, top and mid go so loud over a failed 1v2 gank
He opens his mouth, but the pings won’t come out
He’s chokin’, how? Everybody’s ganking him now
The clock’s run out, time’s up, over, Karthus please Press R
Snap back to reality, jungler, there goes our priority
Ope, there goes our support, he inted , he’s so mad
But he won’t give up that easy, no, he won’t have it less than 0-10
He knows his whole back’s to these apes, it don’t matter
He’s dope, he knows that, but he’s broke, he’s so stagnant
He knows when he goes back to this bot lane, that’s when it’s
Back to the lab again,
Yo, please press R Karthus
Better go capture this herald and hope we don’t get dived