Tap root finds your motionless foot at your computer desk as you endlessly and mindlessly scroll through the internet.

Potato: this will do

My mom made fun of me when I was a child because I called potatoes tumors instead of tubers.

NO, MOM, I WAS RIGHT!!

the thing

i once left a potato in a bag inside of a cupboard and forgot about it, until 6 months later one of its vines pushed open the cupboard door.