You better have a new hat by tomorrow night fam.

MADDEN CURSE IS BACK

Oh thank god, I thought it was because of my Josh Allen “okay” sweatshirt lol

This isn’t the dumbest post on this sub.

Breaking: Josh Allen defends u/lurkersteve3115, saying “we need to make better hats for him”

So far this year:

Wearing the Allen jersey didn’t work (Jets)

Lucky unwashed shirt worked until it didn’t (Jags)

Hoodie worked one game then stopped (Patriots)

Not watching the first quarter worked once then stopped (Bengals)

Might go back to the Allen jersey, or watch the game naked. Idk.

Buy a damn hat!

Year isn’t over kiddo.

If you aren’t Ken Dorsey then I am not blaming you

The fuck are you waiting for, then? Buy a new hat this instant and pray it turns our fortunes around.

all of a sudden, i don’t feel so alone. thanks fam

p.s. y’all crack me the fuq up