“I am not crazy! I know he is a system QB. I knew it was Shanahan. Right after Brock Purdy. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot McDaniels to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That injury! Are you telling me that a man just happens to need surgery after signing a big contract? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He stepped out of bounds in his own end zone! And I signed him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own team! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was with the Patriots, always the same! Couldn’t keep his ass off of IR! “But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy!” Stealing teams blind! And HE gets to be a quarterback? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!”

Mark Davis (probably)