🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square203fedilinkarrow-up1763arrow-down137
arrow-up1726arrow-down1imageAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square203fedilink
minus-squareinv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-219 hours agoGPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
minus-squareReddfugee42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-24 hours agoThe flashlight to where?
minus-squarebradd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 hours agoAnd authenticators, password managers.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·18 hours agoEhh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up17·18 hours ago anal-locked new kind of biometrics?
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·17 hours agoInsert authentication dildo to continue.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·17 hours agoOr anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 hours agoIs this how Russians call the iPhone gay?
GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
The flashlight to.
The flashlight to where?
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And authenticators, password managers.
Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
new kind of biometrics?
Insert authentication dildo to continue.
Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?