• DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Their “repair” program is nothing but a scam to nudge you into buying a new Apple product to replace the broken one with overinflated repair prices and bullshit excuses like that.

    Also it works exactly as Steve Jobs intended.

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      He’s one of the most innovative leaders of our time. One of the best lessons ive ever learned from him running my crypto empire was to give people extreme deadlines that normally would be difficult to meet. I’ve fired a lot of underperforming employees with this trick to make room for the best men who will work hard with little sleep to get rich off of crypto. Btw dm me if you’re interested in joining. We pay $8.25/hr but imagine the profit you can turn over once the crypto exchange goes up

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          there’s no fucking way, right? the 8 bucks an hour made me incredulous, as did the “best men” wording… honestly, lately though, I’ve interacted with utter fucking morons here on Lemmy, which almost never happened in the first year or so. did some kind of very user friendly app come along with some awareness outreach?

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          Dude talked about Steve Jobs “run[Ning their] crypto empire”. I think the satire speaks for itself…