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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • TRBoom@lemm.ee
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    Here ya go.

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      It’s just not as funny with that design, they’re tacky as fuck too.

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        I looked around some more and found this, a t-shirt version.

        I also found the original sticker, I think.

        Unfortunately, teepublic does not sell thongs, booty shorts, or boxer briefs, all could really use this image/slogan on them.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I’m a way, that’s true of everything that doesn’t kill you. For example, reading this comment has left your mind ever so slightly altered, but you are otherwise unharmed.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      What have you DONE?

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        deleted by creator

  • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world
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  • Troy@lemmy.ca
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    On a lathe? Doesn’t make sense. Maybe on a crucible or dewar or something…

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      Man, a lathe will fuck you up if things go awry.

      • GluWu@lemm.ee
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        Sometimes I throw the chuck just to feel something.

        I’ve had several thousand deducted from my pay to fix the ceiling.

        • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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          Employee breaks something: loses money equal to the damage

          Employee makes something: gains money far below profits

          It’s amazing how easily capitalists understand the value you bring to the company… only when it’s negative.

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        I lathe in my underwear only since watching that video.

        • toynbee@lemmy.world
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          Seems like you should keep the lathe out of your underwear, TBH.

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            I’m like a Ken doll.

        • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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          Make sure it’s leather as well

      • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
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        You saw that one too?

        I’m really nervous around them these days that’s for sure

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          Took a machining class, could barely drill a 3/16"(I think?) at 2000rpm cause that video scared me so much

        • Cypher@lemmy.world
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          Mind sharing the video?

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        I doubt the part of the statement before the “but,” not the part after it.

      • Troy@lemmy.ca
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        Oh definitely. However the warning joke appears to imply that even attempting to use it will alter you in some comic supervillain sense or something.

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      I am a career machinist. I have witnessed a lathe accident so bad that everyone was sent home for a month. Don’t wear gloves when operating a lathe.

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        I am not a career machinist – but I have a tiny manual 10" lathe and I’m terrified of it.

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          I got a 5 inch cordless bandsaw recently. It’s fucking gnarly. Yes I’m scared of it and I should be. By the way if you ever need a body disassembled…

          Seriously though even little stuff can fuck you up. My friend was using my 20v hammer drill to put a hole in a wall in a tight spot and it caught something and spun. He got knocked in the chin by the belt clip. He couldn’t eat normally for a month.

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        Saw a pic once. Learned my lesson the easy way.

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      “Juiced” is a state.

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    This on my 2025 calendar.

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