I get all my butter down at the local sex shop, “Slippery Al’s”. I slather it on my body when I need to go swimming in the cold Canadian ocean once a week
I think you’ll find this 5 gallon pail of duck fat a far better alternative to butter and it’ll be cheaper to get in bulk!
Using this butter calculator, it’s about 160 sticks of butter to about equal the 5 gallons of duck fat. At 12 dollars a stick your equivalent butter will cost you $1,920!
That bucket was only 281 dollars!!
Fuck Slippy Als! Not literally, but you know, do better for yourself!
Pluss if he ever gets seared by a particularly nasty insult while lathered up, I hear duck fat makes a wonderfully flavored variant of the mallard reaction. It’ll leave you with Michelin level scabs.
Stick of butter like $12 salted these days
Where the fuck you getting your butter? I pay like $4 for 4 sticks of Kerrygold.
I get all my butter down at the local sex shop, “Slippery Al’s”. I slather it on my body when I need to go swimming in the cold Canadian ocean once a week
So why does it need to be salted??
I think you’ll find this 5 gallon pail of duck fat a far better alternative to butter and it’ll be cheaper to get in bulk!
Using this butter calculator, it’s about 160 sticks of butter to about equal the 5 gallons of duck fat. At 12 dollars a stick your equivalent butter will cost you $1,920!
That bucket was only 281 dollars!!
Fuck Slippy Als! Not literally, but you know, do better for yourself!
Pluss if he ever gets seared by a particularly nasty insult while lathered up, I hear duck fat makes a wonderfully flavored variant of the mallard reaction. It’ll leave you with Michelin level scabs.
I for one salt my own body butter
So you’re buying by the drum then?
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Slabs are good, but I rarely use more than half a stick at a time. The sticks are just easier to deal with.
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