100% true and real… My Maserati lost so much value over my ownership that it made more (tax) sense to donate it to a charity rather than sell (and I didn’t want the next buyer to have my phone number lol). My Porsche sold for exactly what I paid for it…

Maserati is the only car you make more reliable by adding Ferrari parts.

I dunno, those BMW i8’s go pretty cheap.

Can we talk about how awful it is to want an Aston Martin…