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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Anon eats cup noodles

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Anon eats cup noodles

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    >instant noodles
    >need to wait 5 minutes

    • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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      3 months ago

      Fake: false advertising
      Gay: noodle sucking

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      The noodles are instantly there the moment you open the lid, they’re just not instantly cooked. 😌

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      Bruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you’re on about /s

      • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Well if they’re there the whole time they’re hardly instant, are they?

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          … present noodles

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          Instant noodles: cast on any player’s turn. Summon a food token.

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